May 2013
“Don’t be afraid to be human –- you’re human, you’re going to have emotional...”
– Chris Colfer (via heathermione)
The awkward moment when you're staring at someone...
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me: i don't like him
me: i don't like him
me: i don't like him
me: i don't like him
him: hi
me: sweet jesus why are you perfect
society: oh you have your period? well you have two options.
woman: okay.
society: you can use sanitary pads, which make you feel like you are wearing a diaper, and have the added fun benefit of being extremely uncomfortable and give you the extreme paranoia that they will not be enough coverage and at any moment with any movement or sudden sneeze you'll bleed over onto your clothes and walk around all day with blood stained trousers while everyone points and laughs at you.
woman: sounds awful. what's my second option.
society: a penis shaped wad of cotton that you shove uncomfortably inside yourself and it catches the blood before it leaves your body.
woman: still seems pretty awful.
society: wait! it gets better! there's the outside chance that using those will kill you!
woman: well, are they at least free? like how men can have access to free condoms? i mean, it's not like i'm choosing for this to happen.
society: HAHAHA! that's funny. no, you have to pay for them. and they're really fucking expensive.
woman:
society: oh, and if you tell anyone that you ARE on your period, your judgement, opinions, and reactions are going to be dismissed as the crazy ramblings of a lunatic.
woman:
society:
woman: i think i'll go with my third option.
society:
woman:
society: what third option?
woman: i think i'll bleed on everything you love.
My math teacher gets really deep sometimes
Teacher: Do you all understand the problem?
Class: Yeah.
Teacher: Good. 'Cause if you don't, you'll all become Sith Lords.
Me: Uh... how?
Teacher: If you don't understand something, you get confused. Confusion leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads you to the dark side, the one without the cookies. And the dark side makes you become a Sith Lord.
Reblog if you're a girl that likes any of the...
gallifreyan-pizza:
X-Men
Avengers (that includes any of the individual characters movies)
Batman
Star Trek
Star Wars
And pretty much anything that’s action or targeted to guys
A guy friend of mine today said it was weird that my friend had all the X-Men movies because she was a girl. Needless to say we almost threw him out of the car. So I would like to prove to him that just because we...
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April 2013
nue:
i hate teachers who give homework over break like do u not understand what a break is do u want me to demonstrate on ur neck
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thorhead:
pretty much the most accurate of the nightbloggers you will ever see is when barbossa’s crew get exposed to moonlight in curse of the black pearl
you best start believing in 3am posts miss turner
you’re in one
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50shadesofbellamy:
I’d just like to point out that 50 Shades of Grey was Twilight fanfic and Twilight was inspired by Muse so when you think about it, it’s kinda because of Muse that 50 Shades was written in the first place oh
And Muse came from England which traces its roots back to the Anglo-Saxons and Romans, so really, in the end,...
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kittening:
a male celebrity can literally beat his girlfriend half to death and still enjoy a successful career with millions of adoring fans
a female celebrity can gain a few pounds and she’s shunned, mocked, and ridiculed by thousands of people over many different mediums
do you see the problem with this
Reblog if you were ever bullied.
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That’s disgusting.
Well done society.
Well done.
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You all may think me strange but, I ship Brutus...
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Long Time No Talk
Hey people who are still following me! So sorry for being gone for so long I’ve been extremely busy and had a lot on my plate, not only for school but also with a crush I have/had. Most of the time when I’m here now a days I’m on my personal blog writing about personal things and strange happenings. It’s nearing the end of my sophomore year of college…scary I know!...
